Alexey Volkov comes from the orange groves of Velvoda. Which makes sense—because just like a Velvoda orange, he’s tough-skinned, tightly sealed, and hard to read... until you break through.
And then? Sweet. Juicy. Worth the effort. (But Gods help you if you try to rush the peel.)
This tee is for those who know the truth: The south didn’t just grow citrus—it grew legends. He won’t say the words. He’ll just hand you the ripest fruit, cut fresh from the grove, and pretend it means nothing.
Wear it when you want to say: “Peel him slow. He’s worth it.”
🍊 Contains no artificial sweeteners—just a naturally guarded knight with a center that’ll ruin you 🍊 Slightly sun-damaged. Still elite. 🍊 May pair well with a linen shirt and years of unspoken devotion
Product: Gildan G500 Adult 5.3 oz. T-Shirt
5.3 oz.,
100% preshrunk cotton
Antique (Cherry Red, Jade Dome, Irish Green, Sapphire, Orange) and Sport Grey are 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Sunset, Safety Pink, Russet, Neon (Green, Blue), Midnight, Lilac, Blackberry, Tweed, Safety Green, S. Orange, Dark Heather, Graphite Heather, and Heather (Military Green, Radiant Orchid, Red, Sapphire) are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
Seamless rib at neck
Taped shoulder-to-shoulder
Double-needle stitching throughout
Non-topstitched, classic width, rib collar
Tear away label
Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards
