He’s the chaos you didn’t plan for but thank the gods you’ve got. Murphy doesn’t follow the rules—he heckles them, makes a pun about your mother, and still manages to save your life before breakfast.
This tee is for the ones who understand that strength comes with sarcasm, loyalty comes laced with wit, and if you’re lucky? Your guard dog knows how to cook.
Murphy doesn’t need a crown. He needs a beer, a clean blade, and a front-row seat to your meltdown so he can roast you for it.
Wear this when you want to say: “I believe in loyalty, laughter, and stabbing tyrants with style.”
Pair with rolled sleeves, battle scars, and at least one wildly inappropriate joke.
Product: Gildan G500 Adult 5.3 oz. T-Shirt
5.3 oz.,
100% preshrunk cotton
Antique (Cherry Red, Jade Dome, Irish Green, Sapphire, Orange) and Sport Grey are 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Sunset, Safety Pink, Russet, Neon (Green, Blue), Midnight, Lilac, Blackberry, Tweed, Safety Green, S. Orange, Dark Heather, Graphite Heather, and Heather (Military Green, Radiant Orchid, Red, Sapphire) are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
Seamless rib at neck
Taped shoulder-to-shoulder
Double-needle stitching throughout
Non-topstitched, classic width, rib collar
Tear away label
Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards
