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BAE MEN

BAE MEN

Regular price $25.00 USD
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For those who like their men like they like their coffee:
Hot. Dark. Emotionally repressed—but fiercely loyal.

This shirt doesn’t scream.
It raises one eyebrow and lets you fill in the blanks.

Whether you’re:

  • Attracting brooding warlords

  • Intimidating mediocre men

  • Or just trying to survive court politics with your sass intact...

This is the armor.
Soft enough to sleep in. Sharp enough to deliver a verbal takedown before breakfast.

Because B.A.E. isn’t just a vibe.
It’s a lifestyle.
A refusal to smile,
And a love so loyal it makes the enemies nervous.

Slip it on.
Summon the smirk.
Unleash your inner Alexey.

Product: Hanes 5250T Men's 6.1 oz. T-Shirt

  • 6 oz.,

  • 100% preshrunk cotton

  • Ash: 99/1 cotton/poly; Light Steel: 90/10 cotton/poly

  • Charcoal Heather, Oxford Gray, Safety Green, Safety Orange: 60/40 cotton/poly

  • Made with sustainably sourced USA grown cotton

  • Tear away label

  • Inventory may be mixed

  • Set-in 1x1 rib crewneck

  • Self-fabric neck tape for comfort

  • Quarter-turned body

  • Double-needle sleeves and bottom hem

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